Finally, a couple of pens that you’ll actually care about losing. These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them. They’re perfect for showing off your true ‘talents’ to your co-workers.

Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens.
Pen 1: Critical Thinker (which changes to Critical Drinker when in use)
Pen 2: Problem Solver (which changes to Problem Causer when in use)
Each pen measures 6″ long and .5″ in diameter.
Writes in black ink (via ballpoint tips).